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Tweak says, "I am awesome."

mitchell wright. (trickshot) wrote,
@ 2009-07-01 12:26:00

xx.
“Despite the best efforts of my head, my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your fingertips and an even deeper connection to your soul"

How the fuck did Sanford come up with all of this? I'd feel sorry for the bastard if it wasn't so damn funny.

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	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	shut the fuck up, im using this all later. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'm imagining you saying this shit with your accent, and let me tell you, it's hilarious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	you mean suave and debonair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Henry Higgins would punch you in the face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	you fucking ponce. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	You got the reference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I GOOGLED (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody likes a liar, Edward. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	fuck off you poncey wee faggot. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure I've heard worse, darling. (Reply to this) (Thread)

trickshot
2009-07-01 04:40 pm UTC (link)

"You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details..."

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	reciprocation 2009-07-01 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Keep it in your quiver, trickshot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	"I have been specializing in staying focused on decisions and actions of the head for a long time now — and you have my heart. You have oh so many attributes that pulls it in this direction. Do you really comprehend how beautiful your smile is? Have you been told lately how warm your eyes are and how they softly glow with the special nature of your soul." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Good Lord. Please don't ever let me catch you trying these out on some poor, unsuspecting girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Georgia wouldn't take too kindly to being called poor and unsuspecting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I can't imagine she'd take too kindly to odes to her tan lines, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	What about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	~~;lake~~ I can't imagine I'd take kindly to odes to her tan lines, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not what I was referring to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	~~Mitchell~~ Oh for Heaven's sake If you write me an ode about my tan lines, Mitchell, I'll be sure to put it up on the fridge with a magnet and a gold star. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'll get started right away, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Lord, I hope you aren't intoxicated right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Christ, Anne, it's the middle of the afternoon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, and water is wet. I should hardly think that would stop you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tinder 2009-07-01 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Until he brings up sexual relations involving fecal matter, I remain staunchly unimpressed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trickshot 2009-07-01 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Christ, I'll pass. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bromanced 2009-07-01 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Mitch, what the fuck? You're not going fag on me, are you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	hes stealin my lines. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bromanced 2009-07-01 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHA. Yeah, sure. Actually, I wouldn't put it past you to come up with shit like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	whatever works, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bromanced 2009-07-01 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	This shit works?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	maybe its just me and my charm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bromanced 2009-07-01 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAHAHA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonnafindout 2009-07-01 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	green dont look right on you mate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Do you even read the newspaper, dearest? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bromanced 2009-07-01 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	YES, I read the fucking newspaper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Please tell me you either know these aren't Mitchell's, or that he isn't actually attempting to use them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bromanced 2009-07-01 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah yeah, whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reciprocation 2009-07-01 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	How eloquent. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	avengingson 2009-07-01 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	The purpleness of his prose reminds me of the Silver Age. Perhaps he is the incarnate of someone from a Tijuana Bible. Clearly we should invite him to join our ranks, if only for the amusement value. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dedrobin 2009-07-01 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	...who is we???????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingson 2009-07-02 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Our people. Comic people. Graphic-Americans, if you will. And I don't think we should actually invite him into our ranks. That was a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whatajoke 2009-07-10 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Graphic-Americans" Haha. I like that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	babyarrow 2009-07-02 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I think some of it is sort of romantic. :( (Reply to this)

	catfancy 2009-07-02 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what you mean. My heart is absolutely melting. (Reply to this)

	imposedmeaning 2009-07-07 09:32 am UTC (link)
	Bad enough he can't shut his bloody mouth, you have to spread it for him. (Reply to this)

	whatajoke 2009-07-10 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Who? What? (Reply to this)